Lab Quote Friday #3

I'm a little concerned that people didn't read the actual lab quotes last week because they thought it was only lab coat Friday with Titus.  If you missed the actual quotes, go back and read the post that came before the pictures of Titus.
This week in lab, the students were studying the ideal gas equation.  They mixed hydrogen peroxide and yeast and collected the gas that was produced.  The equipment used to collect the gas needed to be filled with water before the experiment began.  (I'm going to use generic "lab boy" and "lab girl" in my quotes from now on and will add my thoughts in this color.)

Lab Boy:  "Where do we get the water?"  About 5 minutes passed, then I heard him talking to Lab Girl. "Oh!  You have water!  Where did you get your water?" 

Where has this boy been?  Did he really spend 5 minutes looking for water?  I so badly wanted to walk up to him and say, "Sink.  There are 4 of them you can choose from."  This is why I am not a teacher.

Lab Girl showing me her test tube of hydrogen peroxide and yeast: "What do we do with this?"  

Me:  "If you're done with your experiment, you can just wash it down the drain."

Lab Girl:  "Oh ok.  I wasn't sure.  I didn't want it to like make bread or something."

Bread?!?  You think 3 ml of hydrogen peroxide and yeast mixed with water will make bread!?!  Oh dear.

Lab Boy (different one):  "How much yeast do we use?  It says a pea-sized amount.  How big is a pea?"

Seriously?  No comment.

I probably shouldn't tell you these are mostly quotes from pre-med students.
Also, there's just something really funny about a guy wearing a cowboy hat and safety goggles.  I need to get a picture.  
Maybe I should keep my personal thoughts out of this.  I can't decide.  Am I being too mean, too sarcastic?

Hord's Creek Lake

Last weekend our church had a campout at Hord's Creek Lake (about 8 miles west of Coleman if you're wondering).  We didn't get to go last year because of Josh's schoolwork, so we were itching to go this time around. 
We got there around 5pm on Friday, set up our tent, and got unpacked.  Then a storm came through with lots of lightening and thunder but very little rain.  We had a laid back evening of visiting with church folk and then went to be early.  These campsites had electricity, so we brought an extension cord and small fan to use in our tent.  Sleeping was sooooo much better than our last camping experience.   
Saturday we headed out in the canoe to check out part of the lake.  It was a beautiful morning- quiet with a slight breeze.  A little later in the morning, the campout coordinator, Jim, took a group out on his sailboat.  I stayed at camp with Titus while Josh joined the group.  Here they are getting some sailing lessons before heading out.

The afternoon was spent swimming and relaxing.  Some people played frisbee golf while others visited or napped.  Titus spent his afternoon playing with his new friend Padington.  He's a 1 1/2 yr old yellow lab.  Boy, did they wear each other out!  Sorry, I forgot to get pictures because we were just having too much fun. 
Later in the evening another storm blew in.  This one had a lot of lightening, less thunder, but more wind.  Again, very little rain.  The excitement came when the sailboat's anchor got dislodged and the boat blew away.  A couple of guys jumped in the water and started swimming towards it, another guy grabbed a kayak, and Josh and our friend Kelly grabbed our canoe and took off.  It was exciting and scary at the same time since they were all headed toward a boat with a large pole (read lightening rod) in the middle of a thunderstorm.  They were able to stop the boat before it hit the opposite shoreline and everyone made it back safely.  Of course I stayed behind with Titus and took pictures.

Runaway sailboat









If you look closely, you can see 2 guys in the water and one in a kayak.  Josh and Kelly are on the shore getting in the canoe.




And they're off!
The kayak won the race to the boat.





We stayed up a little later Saturday night to visit with people.  Titus was exhausted and went to bed without us.  Poor little guy just doesn't have the energy he used to (plus he didn't have his 8 hour nap that he usually takes at home each day while we're at work.)
Sunday morning we took the canoe out and explored the other end of the lake before church.  Josh tried fishing all weekend, but nothing was biting at all.  Bummer.  A few people drove down from Abilene for church services and I think we ended up with about 58 people total. 
After services were over we started packing up.  The lake was pretty low this year and only 1 boat ramp was open.  Of course it was at the far end of the lake.  There was nearly no breeze on Sunday, so the sailboat needed some help getting across the lake to the boatramp.  Kayaks and paddlers were enlisted to help pull when needed.  Our cousins and their son Luke were part of the group that didn't camp but came down for church.  Luke really wanted to help Josh in the kayak and eventually ended up riding in the sailboat.

 Too bad Titus couldn't help pull the sailboat!







Luke and Josh getting ready.

Titus did not like being excluded from this adventure!








We got home Sunday afternoon with just enough time to unload the car, take showers, and head back into town for small group Bible study.  It was a wonderful weekend and we can't wait to go back next year!

ACU at the Zoo!

Each year, ACU puts on some kind of family activity for faculty, staff and their families.  It has been at the zoo for the last several years.  We didn't get to go last year because Josh was overwhelmed with classwork and we said "no" to pretty much everything.  This year is different.  Josh's classes are a repeat of last fall, so we have much more time and much less stress this time around.  We even went camping this weekend (post to follow sometime this week.)
Anyway, last Thursday was ACU at the zoo night.  We hadn't been to the Abilene zoo since our dating days.  Josh had a zoo pass back then so we were pretty regular visitors.  The zoo has made some major improvements in the last 9 years, but some things remain the same- like the giraffes.  The giraffes are the main attraction because there is a bridge that gets you to their head height and you can feed them!  Kids love it and are grossed out by it at the same time.  Why?  Their tongues are a little creepy.  Check out these videos and pictures to see for yourself.
Feeding giraffes- video 1
Feeding giraffes- video 2

There were other animals too, but we didn't take too many pictures.

Josh needed a new black swan picture for one of his lectures.

This guy was zonked out.  I wish I could sleep like that or have balance like that!

Lab Coat Friday

My friend Deona mistakenly commented about lab coat Friday instead of lab quote Friday on facebook.  I decided to make it lab coat day for Titus since he's helping me out today.  I should note that I am totally against dog clothing, and this is the first time Titus has ever worn any clothing other than a bandana (and that was for a parade).  He would not tolerate the safety goggles long enough for a picture, sorry.  Still, something about a lab in a lab coat is kind of cute.  He should be the department mascot.  (My lab coat was too small and nearly didn't button.  I took if off as soon as I got the pictures.)

Lab Quote Friday #2

Students needed to heat up a beaker of water in the microwave for part of their experiment.  No specific volume or temperature- we just have hot water issues in our building and using bunsen burners takes too long sometimes.

Two groups were heating their beakers of water at the same time.  (I was proud of them for being efficient because most groups will stand in line and wait their turn when they could easily all put their beakers in together.)  A guy from one of the 2 groups rushed over to the microwave where a member from each group was waiting for the water to heat.  He said, "You didn't put them in at the same time, did you!?!  How will we know which one is ours?"  One of the other guys answered, "Don't worry.  Ours is on the right side."  (The beakers were on a turntable.  On top of that, it totally did not matter which beaker belonged to each group.  I was no longer so proud of these guys!)

At times I think I will include other random funny things in these Friday blogs that didn't necessarily happen in lab but are just as funny.

Josh had a student ask him, "If I make a 95% in all of my classes, will I have a 3.5 GPA?"  

During chemistry tutoring, our tutor (an upperclassman) was trying to help a student with sig figs (you science people know what this means.)  She was getting a little frustrated because the student didn't know the difference between 2100.00 and 210,000.  Oh boy!

Titus is with me at school today because we are headed to a church campout this afternoon and didn't want to have to go back home to get him.  He was "helping" me with lab work this morning (no pun intended).  He kept sniffing and licking things.  I don't think he understands the "no eating or drinking in the lab" rule.  He may not be a good lab assistant, but at least he's a good lab.

Lab Quote Friday

The majority of my job during the school year is setting up stuff for labs that run Monday-Thursday, so I've decided that I will attempt to write a blog every Friday about some of the funny things I've heard or seen during the week.  I hope you enjoy these posts!
This week I will highlight a few moments from our Intro Chem lab.  These students are non-majors, and about 1/2 of them are freshmen.  For part of their lab this week, they were asked to weigh out 5 grams of sugar into a beaker.  Seems simple enough, but...

2 different students asked the professor, "How do we know how much 5 grams is?"

One student brought their TA a 1 liter graduated cylinder (used for another part of lab) and asked if that was the beaker they were supposed to use to weigh their sugar.

The professor told the students that the sugar would be in the balance room.  I overheard this conversation between 2 girls in the hallway:

Girl 1:  Where do we get the sugar?

Girl 2:  It’s in the balance room.

Girl 1:  This is the balance room.

Girl 2:  No, the balance room is in there (pointing towards the lab). 

Gotta love these students!  I have several more from this week, but I think I'll hold back a few just in case I need them later.

Doggie Splash Day News Coverage

Here's the video from the Saturday night newscast that I Titus and I are in.  Enjoy!
Doggie Splash Day News Coverage